Of course, all my kids are the smartest and the best, and Eliza is no exception. Her major skills are being exceedingly verbal and a flair for the dramatic. Like all children, she has some quirks to her speech that are always endearingly cute. My favorite by a mile is her mis-application of reduction from plural to singular, a la cats -> cat.
Misapplications:
Apple Juice -> Apple Joo
Bruise -> Broo
Ear Wax -> Ear Whack
My do I love my kids.
